# Darkhorse (darkhorse.co.uk): agent-readiness 29/100, grade F

> Rank 896 of 1000 on Qomvia (rubric v2.3.0). Last scanned 2026-09-29T03:10:17.977Z. Page: https://qomvia.com/site/darkhorse-co-uk  JSON: https://qomvia.com/api/score/darkhorse-co-uk

## Summary

{
  "known": true,
  "confidence": "high",
  "summary": "darkhorse.co.uk is the official website for British comedian and television personality Alan Carr. It serves as a central hub for information about his work, tour dates, and professional activities.",
  "offerings": [
    "Tour dates and ticket links",
    "News and announcements",
    "Information about TV shows and projects",
    "Photo and video galleries",
    "Biography and career details"
  ],
  "audience": "Fans of Alan Carr, individuals interested in British comedy and entertainment.",
  "geography": "Primarily UK, with international reach for fans of British entertainment.",
  "strengths": [
    "Official and reliable source of information for Alan Carr",
    "Up-to-date tour schedules",
    "Centralizes information on his various projects",
    "Provides biographical context for his career"
  ],
  "unknowns": [
    "Specific details about merchandise sales",
    "Website traffic statistics",
    "Technical stack used for the website",
    "Details of management or PR contact methods"
  ],
  "alternatives": [
    "michaelmcintyre.co.uk",
    "russellhoward.co.uk",
    "sarapascoe.co.uk",
    "romesh.co.uk",
    "jimmycarr.com"
  ],
  "business": "Official online presence and information hub for British comedian and TV personality Alan Carr, primarily serving his fanbase and the entertainment industry in the UK.",
  "competitors": [
    "michaelmcintyre.co.uk",
    "russellhoward.co.uk",
    "jimmycarr.com",
    "mickyflanagan.com",
    "jackwhitehall.com",
    "jonathanross.com",
    "sarapascoe.co.uk"
  ]
}

## Score by group
- Machine access: 16/24
- Content legibility: 2/26
- Discovery surface: 0/20
- Identity & policy: 3/12
- Agent-facing performance: 8/8
- Agent protocols: 0/10
Failing checks:
- [blocker] No discoverable sitemap
- [blocker] No llms.txt
- [blocker] The site does not say who it is
- [blocker] Content is buried in boilerplate
- [blocker] No API or feed to read

## AI mentions and rivals
- michaelmcintyre.co.uk: not measured
- jimmycarr.com: not measured
- mickyflanagan.com: not measured
- jackwhitehall.com: not measured
- sarapascoe.co.uk: not measured

## FAQ
Q: Is Darkhorse readable by AI agents?
A: Darkhorse (darkhorse.co.uk) scores 29 out of 100 for agent readiness, grade F, measured yesterday, on 29.09.2026. 0 of 3 agent classes we test can use the site, and 8 checks currently block agents outright.

Q: What stops agents from using darkhorse.co.uk?
A: The heaviest problems are: No discoverable sitemap; No llms.txt; The site does not say who it is; Content is buried in boilerplate; No API or feed to read. Each one is scored from a public HTTP response, and the fix for each is listed in the signed-in report.

Q: How is the Darkhorse agent-readiness score calculated?
A: Qomvia fetches public pages of darkhorse.co.uk as an AI agent would and runs the core checks every site gets across 6 groups: Machine access, Content legibility, Discovery surface, Identity & policy, Agent-facing performance, Agent protocols. Checks are weighted by how much an agent loses when they fail, and the score is expressed out of 100.

Q: How often is this score updated?
A: Public scores are re-checked when the site is re-scanned; tracked domains are re-scanned weekly and their owners are alerted when a check regresses. This page shows the scan from yesterday, on 29.09.2026.

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